Stick with the MST3K version of this film. Poorly acted, badly lit and simply boring. Serene Hedin as Tanya must have been wondering what the hell happened, going from the beautiful film "Windwalker" to this dung heap. Charles Pierce as Lockhart is so annoyingly smug and condescending you'll be wishing he'd run afoul of the Deliverance cast. Boggy, doggy, foggy, groggy, soggy OGGY see Geologic, logic, pedagogic, philologic OGIC see IC Anthologist, apologist, bacteriol- OGIST ogist. Cindy Butler whines and screams her way through the entire film, making you wish that Boggy would rip her head off. The hillbilly's look frighteningly like the real thing and are a lot scarier than the Boggy Creek Creature. This movie reeks like an outhouse in high summer.and, in fact, features an outhouse scene that we could all do without. That doesn't stop smarmy Professor Lockhart from taking a couple of his prize students and a whiny girl with a bad perm down into the swamps to look for the monster. No one is sure, for those who have seen it are not believed or have not lived to tell the tale. It's either Slash, Rob Zombie or Bigfoot. In the untouched primordial swamplands of rural Arkansas lurks a giant creature, 8 feet tall and covered with hair.
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